Come Close

So this morning, I had my day surgery for my wisdom tooth, not one, not two, not three, BUT ALL FOUR FUCKIN WISDOM TOOTH. So i kinda feel like an old lady now, without any tooth. The operation was quite fast, took only ard 45minutes. And i was on general anaesthesia. I so liked the anaesthesia thing, so cool. I had to breathe in some kinda of air or something, then like after barely 5 minutes, i felt so high ( SERIOUSLY ) the room was like revolving around, as if i was in space then the voices of the nurses changed to like some kinda robotic voice. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cool lah. I also had the drip thing, which kinda went into my body through a needle which was poked or pierced, i dont know, on my hand. Albeit painful ah, but i like the feeling.

So i was asleep through out the whole surgery, and i was actually dreaming of this 2 guys in my workplace. HAHAHAHAH. But i dont really remember what the fuck i was dreaming about. But its nice to dream about them during my operation, made me happy. (: HEH.

When i woke up ah, wah seh. I felt fucking uncomfortable sia. I was biting on 2 big ass gauze, and my lip felt so fuckin swollen, but it wasnt. My lower lip and my tongue was so fucking numb, i amazingly had fun pinching my lip and tongue without feeling any pain. After that, i felt like crap. My head was spinning, i couldnt even walk straight, i was like fucking drunk lah. I kept spitting out blood. So it was like, i stood by my sink at home, opened my mouth, and blood flowed out. Like woah, i think i lost about like what, 1 and a half cup of blood.

I now know how those extreme makeover people feel after surgery, cept that theirs is like 946396 times worse then mine.

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Oh btw,

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

This year aint gonna be a good year lah. I went to Esplanade ( is this it?) and it was so so so so so so so so fucking crowded. So many foreign workers, and so many aunties complaining. So myself and 4 of my other working friends went to Marina Square to like catch the fire works. But we kinda missed it cause there was this fucking big ass building blocking our view. We tried to squeeze through to see the fire works, but damn, didnt work. The worse thing was trying to get outta the field outside Marina Square. It was so fucking crowded. Worse then walking through Chinatown sia.

After we finally got out, Esplanade river was so space-ish. There were like 7894565 white balls floating around. Damn nice, would make a great album cover. We wanted to go to Lau Pa Sat, and me being the smart Alec, lead the way, and got lost. In the end, we found a 7-11, bought some food and booze and sat by the roadside and ate our first meal of 2007. Although it was damn pathetic lah, sit on the roadside and eat instant noodles, but seriously, it was like the best meal i ever had with friends i only know like what, 3 or4 weeks. And i got so pissed off cause i lost my EZ-link card which i topped up on 31th Dec; 10$. ): very very very Pepe in the dunghole.

Then we went to Clark Quay. That place is like dramaville sia. So many people were so fuckin wasted, vomitting everywhere. And there was a fight going on. One of the guys took a chair and like threw it anyhow lah. Then theres this super funny guy. He got pushed into Singapore River, he got back up to flat ground and ran all the way to the opposite side of where he fell. And we saw him there tellin his friend '' i lost my shoe sia! '', okay.

Then after that, we walk walk walk walk walk, passed by some government building, saw couples making out. Like wooh, seriously making out. The lady was sitting on a wall or something and the guy was like touching her EVERYWHERE. Like hey! Get a room lah.

So we went to Supreme court and stayed there for a really long time. Got drama, again. 3 or 4 Malay guys threw glass bottles at this taxi WITH PASSENGERS which drove pass them. Like damn, the left side of the back light was damaged. Those Malay guys ran away, the taxi driver reversed and scolded at this bunch of cheena sittin down by the road side. This is fuckin funny, one of the ah bengs screamed back

'' KA NI NAH LAH, NOT US LAH CHEE BYE. THEY RAN AWAY ALREADY LAH. ''

So exciting. And so we slept outside supreme court, walked around, and got fucking scared cause we enjoy scaring ourselves. So Syazana, Malek and myself were like idiots running around Supreme Court.

Took the first few trains. Got separated with Muni and Farid. Miss Z, and myself went straight back to our workplace bathed and slept there until 10, and fuckin started work.

Like whoa.